Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

I can run like the wind, and I can be still as a stone. But, best of all, I can decide which.

Playlist pieces

all the stars that fill the sky... they burn out before our eyes

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You can’t keep safe what wants to break.

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

“that would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and then they would travel down to your stomach…then they would get there… then the carrot would say, ‘it’s cool—he’s with me.’”

mitch hedburg 1Feb02 #link ridiculi

“it’s so heterosexually-challengedly cute.”

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Watson #link ridiculi

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

unknown 1Jan02 #link ridiculi

it occurs to me: i didn’t get tuck-ins when i was in highschool.

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may flocks of angels leave crummies on the corners of your eyes, but not serious enough for an infection.

w.c. 1Jan02 #link ridiculi

“%n is making funny noises”

Matt.K. 1Jan02 #link ridiculi

“Hi.”

Amit P. 1Jan02 #link ridiculi

I am the food stamp pimp.

Joe 1Jan02 #link ridiculi

fluffy is the 80gb behemoth, who is controlled by god… and buddha sits on top of hades, where pluto and tyrrany plot together

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“it’s not the size of the wand, but the magic you perform with it.”

In response to “boxers or briefs?”
Stewie Griffin - Family Guy 12Dec01 #link ridiculi

“man, ali, if i believed everything you say to me, i’d have the self esteem of a normal person.”

tread 11Nov01 #link ridiculi

if there is something you would die for, then you have something to live for.

tread: so yeah. it’s not like i’d ask you fix the fact that i don’t eat ice cream.
…i think my argument fell apart somewhere along the line…just trying to figure out what my point was.

tread 10Oct01 #link ridiculi

“you are utter craziness. it’s one of those facts of life. you know, when they teach you about murphy’s law, and things like buttered toast always falls with the butter down… they also teach you that “alicson” is utter craziness. it’s just a fact of life…”

John G. 9Sep01 #link ridiculi

“Thursday. just remember Third day. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday..when? what? what day? THURSDAY!”

'Joey' 2 comments 8Aug01 #link ridiculi

You don't know what love is.
This is what love is:
I'm sleeping in the backseat
as Carter drives us

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Paulina Borsook - Love Over the Wires 8Aug01 #link quotes

“Together, we (will, can, must) (rule, change, destroy) the (world, our victims, the people in this bar).”

Robert Ebert 7Jul01 #link quotes

“i’ve got you.”

'Angel' 7Jul01 #link ridiculi

skywalker: who
NDN: you
skywalker: two
NDN: blue

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skywalker, NDN 6Jun01 #link ridiculi

ali: think think think!
NDN: < thinking >

ali, NDN 6Jun01 #link ridiculi
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