in reference to the olympics gymnastics events on tv: “i’m not laughing cuz they messed up…. it’s how they look when they messed up…. cuz they fail in funny ways. ….it’s all in how you hit the floor. HAHAHAHAHA!!! (i told you…i’m…kind of crazy… i’m so sweet!)”
“i heard a quote somewhere that ‘the perfect guy is one who can make you cry, but never does.’ i’m not perfect. but i love you.”
“xxx left me with quotes…the word ‘psycho’ is now redefined… God save us all.”
“man, the clothes don’t come [completely] off…except if you have time. …i mean like, dude, if you’ve got five minutes….”
“girls are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange, has anyone ever said that you are a lobster? I don’t think I’m a lobster”
“Aahhhh!! Leave me alone I have hair in my face! ….I am not hair-proof.”
“doesn’t that hurt? Random bob. parking your head on the keyboard, I mean….good grief. this [omniali homepage] is better than the Sunday Washington Post. At least it’s about someone i know. can you add crossword puzzles?”
...>>“do you have hamster dance on here? what kind of a website….how can you call this a website if you don’t have hamster dance?”
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