“i’d rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else. i’d rather be beside you in a storm than safe and warm by myself. i’d rather have hard times together than to have it easy apart. i’d rather have the one who holds my heart.”
(True Story) On the final exam of a psychology course, the professor put a chair on his desk and said
...>>“Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!”
“I’m going to sing the doom song now! ‘Doom doom doom doom…’” [courtesy of pythonite]
nostaw: you’re vagina-enriched.
alicson: WHAT!!
nostaw: you heard me. : )
alicson: unfortunately so
“seriously if someone can tell me they honestly knows what true love is…...........and they know ‘how to handle a woman’s body’ then they got me beat” [in case unapparent, speaker is male]
"[I]f an American jumps out of an airplane, you can't sell him a parachute until after he hits the ground.
...>>“I want punch and pie... I was told that there would be punch and pie. I WANT PUNCH AND PIE.”
“Alicson, you are the smartest girl that I know.”
Horoscopes
Capricorn: Your irrational fear of doctors will finally disappear this week and be replaced by a very rational, justified fear of them.
Aquarius: You will wish you had heeded your mother’s warnings concerning pickle consumption when you suddenly turn into one of the briny cucumbers.
Pisces: Your mama jokes will earn you many laughs.
“To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another.”
“I put a button on it!..yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do...”
she has a boyfriend. is that gonna matter?
H: “um. no. i don’t care for them.”
ali: is fried banana still a good source for potassium?
daddy: yes, but it is fried potassium :)
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