I have a resilient tushy.
instead of epic items, I save something I love
...>>foobar is my precious
i met a guy
you’d fall inlove with
he’s jsut lke me
It wasn’t widdle. It was big and it flew.
Basically Chinese people are Borg. We assimilate everything.
...>>Ha! Thought you could slip some innocent site through our net nanny fire fence did you?
...>>I will still pet him with my one good arm. Now, if he rips that off . . .it’s going to be really hard to scoop ice cream.
I think I can, I think I can; choo, choo!
axxx: don’t tell DHS that. or DHL for that matter. they’re proud of their efficiency. DHS? not so much.
money can’t buy love ….
but money can buy some good lovin’
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
“involved or committed? ham or eggs?”
He just has to be some kind of a moron.
[your] quotes are undeniably funny.
that one was deniable.
what can I say? I’m a sucker for girls named alicson
I need to kiss your baby. ::chases after man carrying a baby::
What’s a stud finder? Is that like.. a single girl?
...>>Information is incapable of harm in and of itself.
Ideas are neither good nor bad, but merely as useful as what we do with them. Only actions can cause harm.
Do you know how awesome that would be?
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