“early to bed and early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
...and makes you not have bags under your eyes.
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Gaiate: Let me just say this: don’t trust purple-haired priests.
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i’m not an angel. “you are to me.”
“The light just changed from yellow to red. Is it now less delicious than it was? Sometimes I just don’t understand you.”
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“you have memorable legs.”
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do the lil bugs bite?
“what lil bugs?”
they’re itty bitty and tiny
“uhh”
NoStaw: but DAMN that pic, her breasts really magnified. hehe. it’s like two babies. yeah, she’s in the club. you can tell. she HEADS the club.
alicson: the club?
NoStaw: the future wives of watson club.
NDN: a curse upon seth insaaf
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Lie to your plants. Reprimand any disorderly nachos and punish accordingly.
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cnostaw: berto and I are funny people.
cnostaw: actually, were.. I don’t think we have that spark anymore.
cnostaw: I need to find another hispanic friend. a fresh one.
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“if a man speaks in a forest, and his wife isn’t there, is he still wrong?”
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crying’s for babies, little girls, and men who have just had their ears ripped off.
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No Staw: I’m gonna go play a game now, where I shoot people, instead of worrying if they’re gonna climb a freakin mountain for me. [referring to quoted lyrics in an away message]
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click this to be confused. if that link is out of order, click this or just run a web search for “kan guo lai”
Overheard at a homeless shelter: “Why won’t you meddling do-gooders LISTEN? I LIKE to live under a bridge and eat goats!...” [courtesy of Roskronos]
“Programming is like sex – one mistake and you’re supporting it forever.” [courtesy of izzyadidas]
As part of the university's new policy of not being so mean to Duke, the following mean anti-Duke signs were replaced with more diplomatic language:
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“Yeah, by trying to get out of here to watch a bunch of drunken ho’s show their boobies for no reason?”
“Not for no reason, they do it for beads!”
[courtesy of pythonite]
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Gaiate: I'm a bit slap happy right now . . .
alicson: what'd she do?
Gaiate: :-D hee . . .
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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