Loo-loo-loo I got some apples

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“Oh boy sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!”

cxxx: there are two men in asia that miss you.

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Mxxx: OH WOW
Mxxx: the sun perfectly aligned itself, channeling a golden beam of brilliance through my room window

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ali: there are strong con-ponents (can’t think right now) of that
robxxx: you mean its bad?
ali: what’s the opposite of proponents?...>>

rxxxc: some of them are riding on you! rxxxc: er… well you know… in a nice way :)...>>

Mxxxr: lemme talk to lira
Mxxxr: see what she thinks about this
ali: what would you have done if the server were named Patrick ...>>

Colxxx: tomorrow is final exasm
jumxxx: have fun
Colxxx: its not fun
Colxxx: i calculated
jumxxx: how fun it was?
jumxxx: and it was a negative number?

ericxxxxx: you’re like a ninja with a kite

kxxxxx: i’m awesome
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kxxxxx: my winword is broken :\

I hate sore throats. it’s like a porcupine got stuck there.

it's the year of the rooster. my year. here is my little mental breakdown this morning:

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Dad says, “the world would be a happier place if everyone ate more turkey soup.”

x: well I started wit froot loops…that was good… but I saved some and switched to the krispies… had a conversation with the little elves and am now considedring the salutary effects of a shower

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I rule. In fact, I rule so much they had to import queens from England to meet the demand.

(18:36:22) X: you’ve got to think of VA as two states
(18:36:24) X: one is Red.
(18:36:25) X: they’re dumb
(18:36:27) X: one is smart
(18:36:33) X: sorry, I meant Blue. :)

“It must suck to be a Nazi.”

NDN: judging from the skin to bone ratio of cameron diaz
NDN: this was probably an older movie
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NDN: hence, we have
NDN: the sweetest thing

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“I don’t mind rambles. Hell, it’s what I do most of the time anyhow. At least while typing. Fingers are loud. Mouth is quiet. Leaves more time for listening.”

“we’ve shown our electoral genius”