“ALSO I NEED ALL THE PONIES WHY DONT I HAVE PONIES?!”
“I may as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry!”
“You put it up six happy faces—I’ve never put it past three!”
“The world can’t stop just because you’re an accidental psycho killer.”
“Success is the progressive realization of a worthy ideal.”
Life would be better if you didn’t let your packaging tape control you.
“One person can make a difference and everyone should try.”
It became very simple: You.
You’re a far cry from an empire at peace.
“For the record I’m not entirely sure that I’m not the universe.”
“I hear I make some pretty yummy ramen…”
Like twenty miles of catacombs
and now you’re with me in my heart
“I smiled and my cheeks hung up on you”
“The dollar signs are in my eyes. When I blink, they shine.”
“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.”
“The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.”
St. Joseph’s baby aspirin, Bartles and Jaymes, and you
— or your memory.
“Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.”
“we could have killed him at least 30 min earlier if some little girl decided sleep was more important than harassing a grown man playing a childish game.”
“Disaster strikes, font sizes increase instead of action and donations.”
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