“i heard a quote somewhere that ‘the perfect guy is one who can make you cry, but never does.’ i’m not perfect. but i love you.”
“xxx left me with quotes…the word ‘psycho’ is now redefined… God save us all.”
“man, the clothes don’t come [completely] off…except if you have time. …i mean like, dude, if you’ve got five minutes….”
“girls are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange, has anyone ever said that you are a lobster? I don’t think I’m a lobster”
“Aahhhh!! Leave me alone I have hair in my face! ….I am not hair-proof.”
“doesn’t that hurt? Random bob. parking your head on the keyboard, I mean….good grief. this [omniali homepage] is better than the Sunday Washington Post. At least it’s about someone i know. can you add crossword puzzles?”
...>>“do you have hamster dance on here? what kind of a website….how can you call this a website if you don’t have hamster dance?”
“you know you’re in college when you have seven dollars left in quarters to last you throughout the rest of the term, and you spend four bucks on a box of girlscout cookies.”
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