aaaaahhhg! bad person! I can’t wish you happy birthday on time if you don’t tell me when your birthday is. For EVERYone’s records now, Mark’s birthday is June 11th. well…. i..hope you had a nice birthday…. because you are a nice person.. and nice people should have nice birthdays….. even when they don’t tell you ahead of time when their birthday is!
okay i’m so over it.
Mark, you are a lovely, amusing, intelligent, non-cancerous, delightful individual and I’m sincerely glad to have made your online acquaintance. Thank you.
I’ll wish you happy birthday on time next year.